FENDER BENDER MAKES ME GLAD I DON'T DRIVE
After getting into a small "fender bender" car accident, the parents of a distraught 17 year old girl, is left at home alone for the weekend as a punishment, to teach her a lesson. Tonight, Hilary (Makenzie Vega) is about to get a lesson in terror that she won't ever forget!
Even though Hilary is a responsible driver, nothing could have ever prepared her for a run in with a mask wearing, murderous psychopath (Bill Sage). I think the lesson to be learned here, is that you can NOT trust anybody these days. Despite the fact that Hilary was doing everything she was told to do in Drivers Ed, Hilary should have used a little good ole fashioned common sense.
Here are 10, very simple rules of the road and basic common sense, that you should always obey....
LESSON # 1: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood, you might not want to stop and chat. Just RUN!
LESSON # 2: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood, you do NOT offer to give him your address and all of your information, regardless of what Drivers Ed taught you.
LESSON # 3: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood, you tell your parents.
LESSON # 4: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood and you have taken pictures of him, his car and the blood on his car and you have all of his insurance information, you CALL THE POLICE! You might also want to text those pictures to the Police as well.
LESSON # 5: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood and you see him driving by your house, you don't go talk to Hairy Manilow ( see the movie), and fall asleep, you CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 6: When you are home alone and you just got creepy texts, from the creepy driver, letting you know that he KNOWS that you are at home alone, you CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 7: When you are home alone, in the middle of the night and you see a strange package sitting on top of your mother's car, you do NOT walk outside leaving the front door wide open and then bring the package inside. You leave the package where it is, stay locked up inside and make sure that all doors and windows are securely locked and you still might want to, (you guessed it) CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 8: Donna Summer once sang "someone left the cake out in the rain". When you are home alone, in the middle of the night, do NOT eat a strange cake that is sitting out in the rain! Also, your gay friend might not have the best judgment about putting strange things in his mouth.
LESSON # 9:( just in case I didn't make myself clear enough the first few times) If all of your friends and douchey boyfriend are brutally murdered... CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 10: ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE KILLER IS DEAD!!!!
Good movie, awful ending..
After getting into a small "fender bender" car accident, the parents of a distraught 17 year old girl, is left at home alone for the weekend as a punishment, to teach her a lesson. Tonight, Hilary (Makenzie Vega) is about to get a lesson in terror that she won't ever forget!
Even though Hilary is a responsible driver, nothing could have ever prepared her for a run in with a mask wearing, murderous psychopath (Bill Sage). I think the lesson to be learned here, is that you can NOT trust anybody these days. Despite the fact that Hilary was doing everything she was told to do in Drivers Ed, Hilary should have used a little good ole fashioned common sense.
Here are 10, very simple rules of the road and basic common sense, that you should always obey....
LESSON # 1: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood, you might not want to stop and chat. Just RUN!
LESSON # 2: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood, you do NOT offer to give him your address and all of your information, regardless of what Drivers Ed taught you.
LESSON # 3: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood, you tell your parents.
LESSON # 4: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood and you have taken pictures of him, his car and the blood on his car and you have all of his insurance information, you CALL THE POLICE! You might also want to text those pictures to the Police as well.
LESSON # 5: When a creepy guy hits you and his car is covered in blood and you see him driving by your house, you don't go talk to Hairy Manilow ( see the movie), and fall asleep, you CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 6: When you are home alone and you just got creepy texts, from the creepy driver, letting you know that he KNOWS that you are at home alone, you CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 7: When you are home alone, in the middle of the night and you see a strange package sitting on top of your mother's car, you do NOT walk outside leaving the front door wide open and then bring the package inside. You leave the package where it is, stay locked up inside and make sure that all doors and windows are securely locked and you still might want to, (you guessed it) CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 8: Donna Summer once sang "someone left the cake out in the rain". When you are home alone, in the middle of the night, do NOT eat a strange cake that is sitting out in the rain! Also, your gay friend might not have the best judgment about putting strange things in his mouth.
LESSON # 9:( just in case I didn't make myself clear enough the first few times) If all of your friends and douchey boyfriend are brutally murdered... CALL THE POLICE!
LESSON # 10: ALWAYS MAKE SURE THE KILLER IS DEAD!!!!
Good movie, awful ending..
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