YOU CAN'T RING IN THE NEW YEAR..IF YOU ARE DEAD!
Here is a special treat for all you horror
kiddies...
Watch the whole classic slasher film here...
new years evil
Thursday, December 31, 2015
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
MOVIE REVIEW: MISTER SCROOGE TO SEE YOU
TIS' THE SEASON TO WATCH CRAP!
MOVIE REVIEW: MISTER SCROOGE TO SEE YOU (My Amazon Review)
BLOODY AWFUL!!!!
Take note: this will probably be one of the only
REAL, reviews you will read on here...Before you spend a minute watching this
or worse yet, spend a dime on it, please read on...
I love "A Christmas Carol" and
"Scrooge", so naturally I was immediately drawn to the possibility of
a sequel to Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol". After seeing all of
these positive reviews, I decided to pay for this train wreck -disaster of a
film. Where do I start? First of all, I would venture to guess that about 95%
of the "positive" reviews on here are either fake or from friends and
family of the people involved in this nightmare of a movie. The acting is so
beyond bad, that you will find yourself laughing as you pay homage to the
porcelain God..several times. I have seen better actors in infomercials and bad
local car and insurance commercials. There is a ton of ridiculous
inconsistencies. For instance, in 1800's London ,, there was no electric
fireplaces. Would it have killed them to use a real fireplace or just not even
show the fireplace in the scene at all? Also, how in 2013 did no one ever hear
of Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol"?. The worst part of all, is
that it is HEAVILY doused in religious over AND undertones. Very preachy and
obviously made by a Christian movie company. If I had known that, I would have
NEVER spent a dime on this joke of a movie. I think that the original idea of a
sequel, though strange in itself, was clever but poorly executed. I could see
with some real writing, production and acting, that someone could do some
justice to the sequel idea. Perhaps even a Lifetime or Hallmark TV movie. The
only person that could act and was entertaining and almost believable, was the
actor who played Ebeneezer Scrooge (David Ruprecht). The award for the worst
actress on film, goes to Arlensiu Novelli who played Petra. I'm not sure which
is worse, her awful accent or her atrocious acting? The "villain",
Timothy Cratchit VI (Matt Koester's) forgettable performance falls somewhere in
between raging psychopath and serial rapist. Can you say overacting? However,
the award for the most , over the top, overacting goes to dear St. Nick himself
Torry Martin. Just unbelievably awful. You have to see it for yourself. I think
writer/director Steven F. Zambo, needs to keep his day job. Either that, or he
found his true calling of making awful movies. This movie is so bad, that I
haven't even seen it on those bad religious, cable TV stations. It is
appallingly insulting to the cinematic world. To be fair, writer/director
Steven F. Zambo, did have a good idea, but he needs LOTS of help to turn his
vision into something remotely watchable. To sum up. This movie is a can of
cheese whiz, complete with atrocious acting and writing, as well as heavily
riddled with inconsistencies and dreched in religious undetones. I can't
believe I wasted good money on this yuletide crap fest!
#A Christmas Carol #Scrooge
#MisterScroogeToSeeYou #StevenFZambo #MattKoester #ArlensiuNovelli #TorryMartin
#EbeneezerScrooge #DavidRuprecht # Christmas #Xmas #religious #yuletide
Friday, December 25, 2015
THIS IS WHAT I ASKED SANTA FOR THIS YEAR!
THIS IS WHAT I ASKED SANTA FOR THIS YEAR!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true.
Merry Christmas, Scary Creepmas and Happy Holidays to everyone!
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
WE'VE GOT YOUR HOLIDAY THERAPY!!! SPECIAL X-TENDED EDITION OF DARK SANCTUARY RADIO CREEPMAS SPOOKTACULAR!!!
WE'VE GOT YOUR HOLIDAY THERAPY!!!
SPECIAL X-TENDED EDITION OF DARK SANCTUARY RADIO
CREEPMAS SPOOKTACULAR!!!
OVER 7 HOURS OF MIND NUMBING YULETIDE TERROR!
NEW, X-tended show that features 14 tracks by
Doctor & The Medics, Eight Bay Bus, New Order, Marsheaux, The Metal Gurus
(aka The Mission (UK) , The Church, Rosa Mundi (Coil + Rose McDowall
(Strawberry Switchblade) , Cabaret Voltaire, Coil, Xmal Deutschland ,
Information Society , Severed Heads, Saint Etienne and MUCH more that did not
air on the original 12 hour show!
LISTEN NOW!!!
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
DECK THE HALLS WITH SOMETHING SCARY!
DECK THE HALLS WITH SOMETHING SCARY!
SPECIAL BONUS EDITION OF DARK SANCTUARY RADIO
CREEPMAS SPOOKTACULAR!!!
LISTEN NOW!!!
https://www.mixcloud.com/DarkSanctuary/dark-sanctuary-creepmas-spooktacular-bonus-edition/
We couldn't even fit all of the dark chaos and
madness into 12 hours..so we have decided to give you a bonus show that
features 7 tracks that did not air on the original 12 hour show!
6 HOURS OF MIND NUMBING YULETIDE TERROR!
Hear ghoulisly delicious music by... Nina Hagen,
Red Flag, Batzz In The Belfry, Dark Valentine,David Christmas , Nox Arcana, The
Alarm, The Pretenders , The Primitives, Boy George, Bad Religion, Count
Bachula, Dagon Tabernacle Choir, Dropkick Murphys ,Die System , Frazier Chorus,
Hüsker Dü , Iggy Pop, Eden, Killwhitneydead, Attrition, Alison Moyet , Within
Temptation, Audra, Autumn's Grey Solace , The Misfits, KoRn, GWAR, Myuu,Paulina
Cassidy, Sparks,The Arkham Carolers ,Dead or Alive, The Pixies, XTC, Kate Bush,
Eisenfunk, Lithium Vandale, Mark Mothersbaugh (DEVO), Midnight Syndicate , X,
Wayne Hussey (The Mission (UK), Weird al Yankovic, The Waitresses, Until
December, Voltaire, Throwing Muses,The Supreme Fabulettes , PANTSER FABRIEK ,
The Residents, The Knife, The Flaming Lips ,Angelzoom, The Pogues, The Fall,
Runae Moon, Dan Conroy, Digital Factor, Band Aid, Bananarama,Alien Sex Fiend ,U2
and MUCH more!!!
DARK SANCTUARY RADIO is sponsored by DARK
SANCTUARY PROMOTIONS. (DARK SANCTUARY PROMOTIONS) is music promotion for dark
artists , labels and DJ's.
SEASONS SCREAMINGS FROM DARK SANCTUARY RADIO
Saturday, December 12, 2015
DARK SANCTUARY RADIO CREEPMAS SPOOKTACULAR
DARK SANCTUARY RADIO CREEPMAS SPOOKTACULAR
LISTEN NOW!
12 spine chilling hours of darkness! From 80's,
Goth, Punk, Avante Garde, Ambient, EBM, Industrial, synthpop, new wave, dark
folk, metal, rock, alternative and more.. with your host DJ Nivek Tek. Plus
horror, ghost stores, poems and mind numbing chaos!
DARK SANCTUARY RADIO is sponsored by DARK
SANCTUARY PROMOTIONS. Professional music promotion for dark artists , labels
and DJ's.
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CREEPMAS..A DARK POEM
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CREEPMAS..A DARK POEM
TOLD BY CRYPT KEEPER NIVEK
LISTEN AND READ ALONG..IF YOU DARE!!!!
Gather round the incinerator my dark kiddies,
because I have a Creepmas tale for you that is guaranteed to wake the dead.
It's called..Twas The Night Before Creepmas
Twas the night before Creepmas
and all through the tomb
not a creature was stirring
to seal your doom
The corpses were hung
by the chimney with care
in hopes that the Krampus
soon would be there
The ghouls were all nestled
all snug in their caskets
as they dreamt of severed heads
in bright colored baskets
the cobwebs and dust covered the room
and added a sparkle to impending doom
When out in the graveyard
arose such a clatter
awoken by screams and incessant chatter
I climbed from my coffin
upset and dismayed
and i thought to myself
there's hell to be paid
the moon shone brightly on fresh fallen snow
which was good because
i had just lost a toe
when what to my eyes should suddenly appear
but a big fat old man
and a couple of deer
An obese driver
with no fashion sense
had caught himself on the cemetery fence
he looked at me staring
then started to scream
he pinched himself hard
to wake from his dream
HELP! Shiny, HELP! Snowflake, HELP! sweet
Alabaster, HELP! Jingle, HELP! Kringle, this is a disaster
I licked my lips, at my great fortune, oooh
and thought, how tasty, a big fat man stew
He begged and he pleaded
Oh My! oh how merry!
and I thought about stuffing him with onions and
berries
he offered me presents and trinkets and jewels
but i had my mind set
on fresh human stew
so the lesson to be learned
my young tender ghouls
stay out of my graveyard and don't be a fool
cause nothing is better than a midnight snack
and if you come here, you ain't coming back!
Special dark version of the Christmas classic
Written, produced and performed by Kevin Sheehan and Nivek Tek
for Dark Sanctuary Productions
Twas The Night before Creepmas (c) Copyright 2015
Original music by Derek & Brandon Fiechter
Dark Christmas Music - Candycane Castle
Featured in the Dark Sanctuary Radio Creepmas
Spooktacular
12 Non- Stop Hours Of Horror, Music and Darkness
Thursday, December 10, 2015
MOVIE REVIEW: KRAMPUS
MOVIE REVIEW:
KRAMPUS
KRAMPUS PUTS THE
HORROR IN YOUR HOLIDAY
If you were
looking for a sweet, warm and cuddly Holiday movie to gather the kiddies round
the tube for, this ain't it!
Though Krampus is
by far, anything new, exciting, unique or original, it is one helluva wild
sleigh ride, into fun, fantasy and horror.
Krampus
"borrows" ideas from MANY different movies. It starts off like
"Home Alone" meets "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
, then starts to look like the Christmas version of "Tremors", soon
it morphs into "Gingerdead Man " meets "Demonic Toys", and
then goes into a cartoon that would make Tim Burton proud. Before we can catch
our breath, it circles back to "Tremors" again, just before it goes
to a very dark place, with creepy critters that might remind one of the late,
great Jim Henson and " The Dark Crystal".
The ending will
leave you cold and guessing what actually did happen?
All in all it's a
fun and clever romp, with an all star cast, that'll put a little chill in your
Holiday festivities.
WARNING: this
movie is loud and intense, not for young and impressionable minds.
#Krampus #holiday
#Christmas #horror #yuletide #suspense
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
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